I've always hated cheesey love lines. You know? The ones that make people go "awww" and me go "ew"? Yeah....well I decided to write a ton of it for you.
You're the first guy who's ever made me feel this way.
You're the first one to piss me off because my mind is stuck on you all day.
But how can I help it when nobody compares to you?
I kept trying to seal my heart away to hide all my feelings too.
Not too cheesey yet? Don't worry, it gets worse!
I guess I finally said screw hiding my heart...so here's some stuff I think about you:
I think I love you more than I love picking dandelions in the spring.
I think I love you more than I love singing Disney songs while I'm driving to work.
I think I want you more than I want all the anime on my wishlist.
I think I crave you more than I crave tons of sweets on my period.
I think I love you more than I love baking brownies on a shitty day.
I think I love you more than I love speeding down a dirt road as fast as I can.
I think I want you more than I want to beat the crap out of someone at work.
I think I crave you more than I crave hot chocolate on a winter day.
I think I'm addicted to you more than Hugh Hefner's addicted to sex and porn.
I think you make me smile more than the video of the Trololo guy.
I think I need you more than a cup of coffee at 4 AM.
Don't worry, there's more where that came from!
You're the stars to my sky.
You're the shampoo to my conditioner.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly.
You're the cheese to my macaroni.
You're the pen to my paper.
You're the Mario to my Peach.
You're the beating to my heart.
Don't leave yet. I'm not finished.
I want to be there when your day sucks.
I want to be there when you're bright.
I want to be your four-leaf clover to give you good luck.
I want to snuggle you on the couch all day.
I want to eat tubs of ice cream until we're sick.
I want to take care of you when you're ill.
I want to stroke your hair and kiss your forehead.
I think I love you more than I've loved anyone ever before.
I really think you're the key to my heart.
Hey...I want to be your girl...